Everything Wrong With Car Culture

"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy) 07/28/2016 at 13:20 • Filed to: None

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1. VTEC Bro

2. Check out my new exaust (sounds like a weedwacker)

3. Everyone always wants to buy your car from you.

4. That guy who always tries to race you at stoplights.

5. That guy that shuts down a car meet by doing a burnout.

6. This

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:23

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1. :(

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:23

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If those intakes are functional that thing is one puddle away from an expensive headache

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/28/2016 at 13:25

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Or a well timed dump from an evil person walking by with a bucket of water....

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:26

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4. That guy who always tries to race you at stoplights.

It’s always a Z.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:27

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Yeah, there is a guy in my union who got a new Vette and he always talks about how he races Ferraris on the highway...sigh.... He saw my Z at the union picnic meeting and he now believes we are both car bros. It’s red/black and he has red/black clothes and air Jordans, golf 49er bling.... etc... Oh and he didn’t lock the top on the Vette and it flew off on the highway. He isn’t in the rigging department so I at least I don’t have to talk to him all day.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/28/2016 at 13:27

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I like reading up to “person” and leaving the rest of your sentence out

Mattbob > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:29

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Dude, that car is fine, it just needs a few inches of wheel spacers in the back, and it will be perfect!

MrDakka > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/28/2016 at 13:51

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If they’re anything like the body kit, it’s just there for looks

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 13:59

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2006: VTEC kicked in, yo

2016: VTEC kicked in, bro

McMike > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 14:27

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6. This

While overdone, he does get some points with the well executed Diablo headlight swap.

NJAnon > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 07/28/2016 at 16:54

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Well not sure if that person has completed that project on his/her Nissan (I sincerely hope they did).

not sure on No.1 as I haven’t had too many honda owners be wild anymore about VTEC.